I will bring a healthy amount of cynicism and quick wit to the role whilst also working for the underdog and getting things done. Sure, I could promise free puppies for everyone or Pride flegs on every building (uppa gays!), but that's not really within my remit. So, I will fight for academic improvement (getting lectures recorded for those off sick), I'll make sure your voice is heard (not enough copies of a certain book in the library? Gotcha), and just be a pleasant, non-judgemental face to talk to if you need it!
Also, there aren't enough curly baps at Queen's - a vote for me is a vote for the 'fro!