My first act if elected will be changing the chancellor of queens from Hillary Clinton to Jelvis Pelvis. Under mine and Jelvis’s rule the rein of tyranny at queens will end. A vote for me is a vote for freedom, it is also a vote for excellent Elvis impersonations!!!!
Under my rule, microwaves will be made placed at all locations throughout campus. Starting with the McClay. Secondly, there will be a minimum of 4 "bring your dog to school days", classes will resume. Show and tell will be implemented in all tutorials. Finally, alcohol water-fountains will be readily available and free in the students union building, this will however mean that to fund this project, certain unnecessary subjects like philosophy and STEM will have all their library books sold on eBay.